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i'd rather be...
bitching.
blogging.
bowling.
camping.
dancing.
dead.
drinking.
driving.
eating pussy.
farting.
fighting.
fishing.
flying.
fucking.
gambling.
gardening.
getting drunk.
getting high.
golfing.
having sex.
hiking.
hunting.
jerking off.
masturbating.
moshing.
naked.
painting.
partying.
podcasting.
racing.
reading.
sailing.
sedated.
shitting.
shopping.
skateboarding.
skating.
skiing.
skydiving.
sleeping.
voting.
waterboarding.
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