Friday, September 18, 2009

introducing 'the three stoopids'...obama, biden, and pelosi.

the united states of america presents the newest comedy team...

'the three stoopids'.

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through washington dc in a laugh-filled romp.

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Thursday, September 17, 2009

'keep fucking that chicken.' shirts, stickers, buttons and more available now at

a veteran new york city news anchor flubs a line
and an obscene catch phrase goes viral on the Internet.
gotta love that fox news.
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Friday, July 10, 2009

blanket hates the light.

blanket hates the light.

that kid does look pretty freaked out, maybe he's afraid he'll melt in the sunlight like his dead 'daddy', although he probably doesn't have any of michael jackson's dna.

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Thursday, January 8, 2009

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Saturday, December 20, 2008

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Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Impeach Obama Stickers, Shirts, & More Now at DIRTYWORD.NET!

Let's face it...he's already won.

And if you voted for McCain,

you definitely want to get yourself some 'impeach obama.'

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

'you can put lipstick on a's still a pig.' shirts, stickers, buttons and more at

it's the latest catch phrase from barack obama.

'you can put lipstick on a's still a pig.'

the pig in question is sarah palin, the pitbull hockey mom republican governor from alaska who's now john mccain's vice presidential choice.
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Monday, June 23, 2008

rest in peace george carlin.

it's a sad day for comedy.

the master george carlin has died at 71.

the world will miss your brilliance and intelligence.

rest in peace bro. you'll never be forgotten.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Offensive Obama T-Shirts available now at DIRTYWORD.NET

inspired by the cobb county, georgia bar owner
who put a monkey peeling a banana
and "obama in '08" on a shirt, now has it's very own
funny and offensive "obama in '08" gear:

shirts, aprons, mousepads, and more still available at:

(note: the ASSHOLES at cafepress pulled this design,
but you can still get it at our printfection store - )

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Unofficial Pope Benedict XVI 2008 U.S. Tour Merchandise Available Now from DIRTYWORD.NET

the pope is in america...

...and has the unofficial tour merchandise.

Pope Benedict XVI 2008 U.S. Tour Organic Cotton Tee Shirt

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Thursday, April 10, 2008

Randi Rhodes Resigns From Air America Radio After Anti-Clinton Rant!

randi rhodes of air america radio called hillary clinton

a 'big fucking whore' at a live event.

the dickheads at air america suspended her for it,

even though it wasn't on the air.

she refused to apologize for it and resigned from the network.

good for her, and good luck randi.

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Friday, April 4, 2008

'big fucking whore.' t-shirts, stickers and more at

randi rhodes from air america radio called hillary clinton
a 'big fucking whore' at an event.
they suspended her for it.

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Monday, March 10, 2008

Spitzer Bangs A Ho - Eliot Spitzer Involved with Prostitution Ring!

it looks like another politician
got caught with his pants down.

eliot spitzer, governor of new york,
seems to have a taste for paid pussy.

here's some stuff he may want to buy for himself,
or his new found friends,

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Baby Diaper Moustache

the baby diaper moustache. yuck.

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Friday, February 15, 2008

Jane Fonda's Favorite Word...Available on T-Shirts Hat, Mug, Sticker, Button and more from DIRTYWORD.NET

jane fonda said it on nbc's today show unbleeped.


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Monday, February 11, 2008

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David Shuster, the MSNBC television news anchor, suggested on air that the Clinton family had "pimped out'' daughter Chelsea in its campaign for Sen. Hillary Clinton's presidential nomination. He was temporarily suspended from all NBC News broadcasts (of course).

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Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Jimmy Tide 08 Presidential Candidate - endorsed by endorses James Norton Tide,
aka. Jimmy Tide, of the Frunkis Party
for President of the United States Of America!

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Tuesday, January 8, 2008

"iron my shirt." - the first catch phrase of 2008 now available on a shirt!

iron my shirt.

it's the latest catch phrase from the campaign trail
and the first catch phrase of 2008.

someone from the toucher and rich show in boston
yelled this at a hillary clinton rally, history was made,
and has the shirts, hats, mugs,
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Saturday, December 15, 2007

Roidball - America's Favorite Sport

'roidball - america's favorite sport'

the mitchell report is out
and a bunch of baseball players are now playing:

roidball - america's favorite sport

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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

w00t. shirts, hats, buttons, mugs, and more.


it's webster's 2007 word of the year,
now you can get this exclamation
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Friday, December 7, 2007

iShirts, iHats, iMugs, iThongs, and more.

can't afford an iPod this holiday season?

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Thursday, November 29, 2007

2 girls 1 cup....the latest viral video on a shirt!


It's the latest viral video craze, 2 girls 1 cup.

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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

'don't tase me, bro.' stuff available for the holidays

'writer.' shirts available at